ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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