i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Randomize
