Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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