You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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