IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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