Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
two words...techno handjob
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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