Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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