Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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