Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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