i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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