i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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