He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize