what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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