Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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