Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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