Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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