i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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