Please don't use social media to get back at me.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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