his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
