I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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