He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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