i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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