I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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