I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
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Wipe that smile off your face.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
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We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend