fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i was born a porn star she said
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this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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