I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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