Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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