Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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