OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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