After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize
