Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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