Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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