When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
No subtext here. People are naked.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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