You made me cry and you don't even care
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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