Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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