i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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