No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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