i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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