hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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