i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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