sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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