I heard we made out
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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