Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
40s are totally the cure
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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