question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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