Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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