My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
