The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Randomize