you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
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It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
my liver is dry heaving
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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