THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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