i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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