I wannas sexs uuuuu
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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