Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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