worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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