My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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