I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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