the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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