I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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