Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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